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世界小姐眼中的最后一问：形容一下他们国家男性的性器官<br /><br />Miss Universe's last Question<br />环球小姐最后一题<br />Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br />Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like<br />gentlemen.<br />美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。<br />Question: How can you say so?<br />问：为什么呢？<br />Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........<br />美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……<br />(Applause! Applause!)<br />(鼓掌、鼓掌)<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br />Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or<br />Toro(Bull)<br />西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。<br />Question: How can you say so?<br />问：为什么呢？<br />Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.<br />西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。<br />Applause! Applause!)<br />(鼓掌、鼓掌)<br />-------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your<br />country?<br />问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br />Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like<br />gossip or rumors.<br />菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。<br />Question: How can you say so?<br />问：为什么呢？<br />Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.<br />菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。<br />(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)<br />(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)<br /><br />----------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?<br />问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br />Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.<br />伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。<br />Question: How can you say so?<br />问：为什么呢？<br />Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.<br />伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。<br />(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)<br />(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)<br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br />Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like labourers.<br />印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。<br />Question: How can you say so?<br />问：为什么呢？<br />Ms India: Because it works day and night......<br />印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。<br />(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)<br />(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)<br /><br />-----------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a<br />male organ in your country?<br />问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br />Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton<br />car.<br />马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。<br />Question: How can you say so?<br />问：为什么呢？<br />Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.<br />马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。<br />(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)<br />(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)<br />----------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br />Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu<br />(Afraid to lose).<br />新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。<br />Question: How can you say so?<br />问：为什么呢？<br />Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes<br />before the<br />show is over.<br />新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。<br />Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!<br />(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)<br />Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。<br /><br /> 想知道的话请回贴 |
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